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Hestia's Tips for Surviving Christmas

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The Goddess of Hearth and Home, Hestia, and I wish you a Merry Christmas and want to share some helpful tips for a great festival season without too much drama.  Everything in moderation Christmas seems to be all about excess thanks traditions and the media – but there is not much enjoyment in feeling the size of a padded Santa suit or as stuffed as the festive turkey! The best advice is moderation – apply it to everything you eat and drink. Drink moderate amounts of alcohol and try to alternate soft drinks or water with alcoholic ones. As for food, have a bit of what you fancy but try not to stuff your face if you can helped it! Don’t over-inflate your expectations Don’t expect to create the ‘perfect’ Christmas as it’s near likely to fall short of your expectations. The most important thing is for you and your family to have fun. That does not mean landing yourself in debt from credit cards and/or store credits for the next 12 months by buying expensive g...

May – International Masturbation Month

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Ah, the month of May. The weather heats up, the clothes come off and society encourages everyone to masturbate themselves silly. You read that right — May is National Masturbation Month. So take a guilt-free break from trying to win over the girl or guy of your dreams and focus on yourself for a little instead with the knowledge that everyone’s cool with it. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired by Bill Clinton for responding to a question about masturbation at a UN conference. She answered, “I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught” in the context of sex education classes. Ironically, the president never had intercourse with Monica Lewinsky, but rather, she testified, after she performed incomplete fellatio, he would masturbate into the sink in the Oval Office bathroom, not to mention ejaculating onto her blue dress. Sound like the pot calling the kettle black. That was the end of the first black...

Anal Sex Prep Guide for Men

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Advices from Ganymede and Antinous Just because you are gay doesn't mean that anal sex is easy. Many tops make the mistake of assuming they'll slide right in with a dab of saliva like in porn. Nothing could be further from the truth. Anal sex is an intense act that should be viewed more highly by gay men. If you are into the guy you are with or have a special friend with benefits then you will want to tape these tips to your wall because they will bring you hours of great back door action. The secret to making anal sex a fantastic experience for both you and man is all about preparation. Whether you’re doing it for the first time or you've made it a regular part of your sex life, there are some essential steps to take before any back door action goes on. As you both get used to each other, some of these tips will become less time consuming, but still it’s always necessary. And before you think your dick gives you power in the bedroom, remember the bottom calls the s...

Beware of Discord

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Sorry for not blog in a while I happen too thing on at the time. I am back with the source of the problems of the world: the dark goddess Eris. Eris (pronounced EAR-iss) is the Dark Goddess of Strife and Discord in Greece. According to most sources, she is the daughter of Nyx, Primordial Goddess of night, and Erebus, Primordial God of darkness. Eris delights in causing trouble wherever she goes, and she is the last to leave the battlefield, soaking up all of the suffering that she has caused. She is cause some of the greatest wars in history such as Trojan War, World Wars I and III, and the Middle East Eris is the mother of evil spirits that plague humanity, including Lethe (forgetfulness), Limos (hunger), Ponos (labor), Dysnomia (lawlessness), Ate (ruin and recklessness), Horkos (oaths), the Algea (pain), the Amphilogiai (disputes), the Androktasiai (slaughter on the battlefield), the Hysminai (fights), the Makhai (battles), the Neikea (quarrels), the Phonoi (murder), and the ...

To Success in a Work setting

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 I went to professional development class and I want to share what I learn 1)       Trust Your First Impressions Forget everything your mother told you. When negotiating a contract with a potential vendor, you often can -- indeed, should -- judge a book by its cover. After all, everyone is on best behavior at the beginning of a business relationship. IF something look too good be true its usually is. 2)       Study the system. If you want to fit in, take mental notes. Addition to it watches how your co-workers interact, how they work and how they blow off steam. Studying and then imitating these nuances is essential. 3)       Make allies. Start with your boss and immediate teammates. But don't overlook colleagues and managers beyond your department. New hires that spend time internally networking within the company perform better are promoted faster and can expect to have a much stronger network than those...