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Magna Mater Cybele

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Happy Earth Day everyone

I want to introduce to you a great and feared Earth Mother: Cybele (Kybele)

During the first millennium, B.C.E., or possibly even as early as the Paleolithic period, the worship of the Great Mother Goddess, Cybele, began. Cybele was originally worshipped in the form of a black meteorite, by the inhabitants of Phrygia, Lydia and the surrounding mountainous areas, which were located in the western part of the region that is now known as Turkey. This area is one of great historical significance, with the Plains of Illium, and the ancient city of Troy, lying slightly to the west. Cybele was known by several titles, in that mountainous region, including the “Great Mountain Mother,” and the "Lady of Mt. Ida," and she later gained an assortment of other names, which included the "Magna Mater (Great Mother)," “Dindymene,” “Kubaba,” and “Agdistis.” Even though Cybele had originally been worshipped as a classic Earth Mother Goddess, she eventually b…

Origin of Fairy Tales

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How our classical fairy-tale that we heard the stories and see the movies (thanks to Disney) as children. Fairy tale we know today are tamer than in past due to the fact that the target audiences were adults. First up is Cinderella. Cinderella is one of the most well-known stories around the world. This story appears in the folklore of many cultures. There are between 350 and 1500 different versions of this story in the world today. In fact, one would be hard-pressed to find a young woman who has not at some point in their girlhood dreamed of being the ‘Cinderella’ figure - the Belle-of-the ball that is swept off her feet by a 'Handsome Stranger' and ferreted off to his ‘Castle’ to live ‘happily ever after’.


Rhodopis the Egyptian Cinderella This Ancient Egyptian version of Cinderella is considered the oldest version of the story, recorded by the Roman historian Strabo in the first century BC. Long ago in the Ancient land of Egypt were the green water of the Nile River flows i…

Happy Easter

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Side effect

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A straight man who accidently took a GAY friends dose of Nohomoicillin has suffered intense side effects of feeling like getting on his knees and sucking a cock or wanting to be fucked in the ass and watch reruns of Drama Queens or Oz.
Doctors examining the man say that apparently the effects on straight men are just the opposite of gay men so that the drug cures gay men of their gay urges but when used in straight men it has the opposite effect on them and cause them to become absolutely gay.
A Research scientist at Chimerex who declined to give his name said, "I guess it's back to the drawing board."  When we developed this drug we did not bother to test it on straight men because we felt there was no need to. Apparently like many drugs discovered that have different uses than originally intended like Viagra (which was originally developed as a heart drug but found to increase libido in men and women), as it is used by different types of patients they may have reactio…

Everybody over 50 was home schooled

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL  DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My father taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My father taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Just you look at that dirt on the back of …

The Return from Prison

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My cousin Tony had just come home from prison after doing a year and six months for Breaking and Entering charge. His mom was throwing a welcome home party. I was in charge of answering the door, when a skinhead dude shows up asking if Tony lived here. I said yes invited him in and told him to look for him in the living room. Tony was sitting next to his mom and his girlfriend. When the skinhead guy walked in the room everyone got quite. He walks over to Tony and says welcome home honey and plants this huge kiss right on his mouth. That crazy thing was Tony was kissing him back. They swapped spit for at least two minutes. When they finally separated lips Tony said Mom this is Alex my cell mate and boyfriend. He is really awesome Mom and I know you will come to love him. Aunt Lisa passed out, and fell off the couch. Tony’s girlfriend was in tears, screaming how could you do this to me. Tony told Alex let’s go up to my bedroom. Once they left everyone was freaking out. I yelled at the …