Texan Chili Cookoff
Chili Cook-Off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. Background Texans have a Chili Cook-off multiple times a year. This case. it was about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was a very inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL Frank: 'Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was...