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Hermes is the Messenger of the Gods and Personal Assistant of Zeus. He is charming and likable but not always will behave. Hermes often plays tricks to show his skill, yet the gods still trusts him with many important missions. A versatile gods of many talents, he created many innovations that from numbers to musical instruments, and travels, inventors, liars, thieves, and athletes.
He is also the shrewdest and most cunning of all the gods, the master thief who began his career before he was one day old, by stealing Apollo’s herds. A few hours after his birth the mischievous infant escaped from his cradle and traveled to Pieria, where he saw the splendid herds of Apollo and decided to take them. Carrying off some of the finest of his half-brother's renowned cattle, the infant Hermes returned to his native Arcadia. The cunning child made the cattle walk backwards to obscure their tracks!

Finding a tortoise outside his cave, Hermes further displayed his godly talent by placing strings across its shell, thus inventing the lyre. He sat there sweetly playing this marvelous new instrument, happy as a baby god could be.
Meanwhile Apollo, using his prophetic powers (not to mention the fact that Battus did not keep his word, but had revealed the secret), had discovered the identity of the cattle thief and promptly arrived at Cyllene, confronting baby Hermes and charging him with the crime.

The blessing of Hermes: Gym Edition
what, these asshole had nothing better to do than to take photos of one guy sticking his fingers in another guys asshole?
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